June 30, 2017, 8:48am, I sent the following pitch
to M. at The Smart Set:
“Dear M., …I'm delighted and curious about the
phenomenon of posting YouTube videos of an LP played on a record player…. I'd
like to write a short essay about how weird it is—the way it blends hi-fi and lo-fi, analog and
digital, while also creating a pleasing visual.”
M. liked the idea. She wrote, “At one point, I
could only find Elton John’s Sick City in that YouTube format… it’s definitely
a weird phenomenon….”
I began to look into that “weird phenomenon,”
i.e., the “full vinyl rip” of, specifically, horror movie soundtracks. Consider
Alan Miller’s typical (of the genre) post of Waxwork’s Creepshow soundtrack (by
composer John Harrison): A shot of a Technics SL-D1 turntable, the Creepshow LP
on the turntable, a corner of the LP sleeve visible to the left, and a little
of (presumably) Miller’s apartment in the background; the record begins to spin
and a hand (presumably Miller’s) moves the tone arm and lowers the needle—we’re
about 20 seconds into the video when the music begins. Presentation varies a
little. The record, shot from above, fills the frame. Decorations are assembled
around the turntable. The LP is removed from its sleeve (often to show off
clever packaging) and placed on the turntable. We see the LP as it’s flipped
from side-a to side-b. Etcetera.
Generally, the people who publish these videos keep
themselves anonymous, but the aforementioned Alan Miller included in his “about”
page the name of the record store where he worked (this information has since
been removed)—I wrote to his employer and shortly thereafter Miller replied.
I told Miller about the article-to-be-written and added,
“There's something peculiar about these videos—watching someone's record on the
turntable, watching the record run out and get turned over—It's wonderful.” And
I asked a few questions. Eagerly, he answered.
He posts his videos because he “got tired of
listening to 128k or less audio streams of some of my favorite [movie] scores”
but finds “pointless” the debates from “the old audiophile gatekeepers” about “vinyl
vs. CD vs. SACD vs insert format.” He simply wants “everyone to be able to hear
how awesome these scores and soundtracks are!” I asked how he chooses what
albums to post:
I try to pick albums that are rarer than others.
If something has already been posted to YT [You Tube] in high quality audio, it
seems a bit redundant for me to do the same. Copyright is a huge factor as
well, with some rights holders being more aggressive than others. One of my
more popular videos a few years back was the Mondo release of John Carpenter's
Halloween on orange vinyl, a beautiful record but ultimately pulled (and a
copyright strike taken against me) for using the audio.
A copyright
strike, he explains, “are the bane of YT.” He says, “Google has software to
monitor the audio/video content of everything posted to YT, so if it detects a
pattern that is known to be copyright [sic] they will send you a notification….”
According to Miller, a first strike prevents the uploading of videos longer than
ten minutes for six months; the second takes away uploading abilities for ninety
days; the third terminates the account. Google support states that the first
two warnings “may affect your ability to monetize”—Miller made it clear that “there’s
no monetary incentive here. I can’t make money off of copyrighted material (nor
would I want to)….”
Aside from the pleasure of
sharing music, Miller agrees that “we all like showing off our turntables, yes.”
Because he worked at a record store, he was able to “trade often”—and thus show
off a wide variety of equipment. (A favorite of mine is the Mitsubishi X-10—its
turntable is vertical.)
I wrote to music critic
Anthony Fantano for a little outside perspective—I saw a kinship between the album
reviews he posts on You Tube and the enthusiasm for LPs Miller, et al, exhibit.
Maybe my questions were lame—Fantano's answers certainly were. I asked, “In the face
of a possible DMCA (Digital Millennium Copyright Act) takedown, why do you think
people [post full vinyl rips]? He replied, “cuz they want to and don’t care cuz
they’re not trying to do YT professionally.” As Fantano once tweeted, “well,
yeah, but i’m a youtuber, so i’m going to respond to it in a video.” The written word is not his bailiwick.
I don’t know if these rips
are good for the companies that specialize in collectible vinyl soundtracks. I
don’t own any records from Mondo or Waxwork—I can’t afford them. Or, rather, I
can’t justify paying $28 for Re-Animator, or $36 for Friday the 13th
The Final Chapter, or $250 for the Nightmare on Elm Street 8LP box set—much though I wish I could. But I
imagine that those who can do, because these records are not just about
listening.
Watching an LP revolve on a
turntable is a significant part of the pleasure of vinyl. Forget the arguments
about audio fidelity. Vinyl is tactile first, audible second. The equipment
required to listen to it, cheap or high-end, is simple. Ideally, you’re in the
room with it, but the video posts please.
I never wrote the essay for
The Smart Set.
[ Photo: the inner sleeve art for Waxwork Records' Friday the Thirteenth pt. 3. ]